Friday, 12 April 2013

Let's eat grandma!

A piece by Dominik inspired by this:


Let's eat grandma.

Once upon a time, there was a family of Polers, who were, as it’s easy to work out, polar bears. They lived on the South Pole.

One day, they had a big supper and the whole Polers family gathered at the table. One small polar bear from the family couldn’t speak, so he was given some paper and a pencil, so that he could communicate with others. It was the oldest in the family who had to start the supper – the bear’s-that-couldn’t-talk grandma. Grandma polar bear was drinking coke when the small polar bear showed a piece of paper saying “Let’s eat grandma”. When the family looked at the paper, grandma got scared that the rest of the family would eat her. The family ran towards grandma with forks and knives. The little non-speaking bear realized what mistake he had made. He wrote “Let’s eat grandma” instead of “Let’s eat, grandma”!

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